On a damp and overcast afternoon immigration officials aprehended seven illegal immigrants trying to enter the country through this popular marina at Lymington. Language difficulties made it almost impossible to communicate with them as most only spoke a gutteral dialect, their speach peppered with phrases like "Away the lads" and something about a Moor in lkley. One was certainly of Portugese origin as he kept asking for sardines! Police fear that they had been brought into the country by a notorious Gang Boss know as Big Ars who would use them for cockle picking in Morecam Bay,probably at high tide.
"Big Arse" notorious gang boss.

Pictured below a captured SEA ELF that the crew amused themselves with before thowing back overboard.


