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Thornbury, South Gloucestershire, United Kingdom
Born in Bristol, worked in engineering at Parnals of Yate, Caines Engineering and Rolls Royce. Likes rugby, sailing and ballooning, bowls and petanque. My wife Mary knows everybody! We have two sons and two grandchildren.Update..Jan 2011. Have 4 Grandchildren Joseph James who is 4 months and gorgeous and Mel's son Luke who is 21 and a super lad

Thursday, September 21, 2006

NEMO

Illegal Imigrants Nabbed at Lymington.
On a damp and overcast afternoon immigration officials aprehended seven illegal immigrants trying to enter the country through this popular marina at Lymington. Language difficulties made it almost impossible to communicate with them as most only spoke a gutteral dialect, their speach peppered with phrases like "Away the lads" and something about a Moor in lkley. One was certainly of Portugese origin as he kept asking for sardines! Police fear that they had been brought into the country by a notorious Gang Boss know as Big Ars who would use them for cockle picking in Morecam Bay,probably at high tide.
"Big Arse" notorious gang boss.

Pictured below a captured SEA ELF that the crew amused themselves with before thowing back overboard.